(taken off my lecture notes which came from some website I guess)
COLLEGE: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but do not read.
DICTIONARY: The only place where success comes before work.
LECTURE: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without pass through the minds of either.
MISER: A person who lives poor so he can die rich.
FATHER: A banker provided by nature.
CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
4 comments:
whee! i shall have the honour of posting the first comment =p
yes u certainly are e first mr comments guy haha :p
hahha. got something 2 share abt love n money.
"Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. But fortunately, I love money." =p
hahhaha :p
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