I souped up my phone

Spilt boiling hot claypot 猪肝面线 soup all over the table and chair and floor, inviting MANY Many stares and attracted sufficient flies to bugger me as I eat whatever's left. To top it all up, I soaked my phone in SOUP. It smells and feels like oily 猪肝面线 soup and the 3, 6 and 9 buttons have been rendered malfunctional. And my phone still smells like soup. And the soup left horribly spotty stains on my pants. and soupy smells on my phone. My PHone. My PHOne. My Phone.

Im uncontactable till my phone revives.